Die Hard Manchester United Fan

BY THE GRACE OF GOD…BORN A RED DEVIL…ONE LOVE..ONE LIFE…MANCHESTER UNITED!!!

All this goes for Me:
* You know you are a Man Utd Fan at heart when…..-
* You think any game can be won in the last 2 minutes
* You cannot play football with your collar down
* You think making things hard for yourself is a standard way of doing things
* You hate everything to do with Arsenal & Chelsea
* You know what the meaning of the word “treble” is.
* You know what and where the Theatre of Dreams is located
* You can predict the step over patterns of Cristiano Ronaldo.
* Football is not football if Manchester United are NOT playing.
* Believe that we’re still going to win the league even if we were 12 points down, with four games to go.
* you wake up at 4am after a night of drinking having had only 2 hours of sleep to watch united play live……… against Derby
* If ever watching a match as a neutral, you find a united connection and support that team.
* During the summer competitions (Euro, world cup) you hope the countries in which players from united represent do poorly so they can get more rest for the season.
* You never get tired of explaining why Man Utd is the best even to those who don’t know the basics of football and still dare to question your knowledge regarding the game !
* When you pick out colors for anything, red black and white are always what you push for…be it a blanket, sweater, or wedding.
* Going behind in a match never seems like a major problem
* You screw your exams every time by watching late night UCL matches.
* Manchester United is THE United and can be said without “Man” in the presence of Newcastle, West Ham, Sheffield, etc. etc. fans
* You first look for Man utd on any football game..PC,PS2,PS3 etc
* The team in that game has to be changed in order to be exactly the same as the one in real life
* When your last words will be GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED..
* You worship a select few gods by the names of Scholes, Neville, Giggs, Rooney, C.Ronaldo, etc
* You know more about the youth
* squad than most other fans know of their clubs first teams.
* You call them Man United, Manchester United, United, the Red Devils, The Babes… but never Man U
* 2/3rds of your time on the computer is based on united… i.e. orkut, espn, soccernet, manutd.com, football manager, etc
* You cancel your classes when they interfere with matches.
* Feb 6 is a holiday regardless of what is happening.
* You run up the wall in your living room yelling with your Man Utd shirt on and end up waking up the whole neighbourhood.
* When you cannot watch the game, your friends know to sms you every 5mins to keep you up to date
* When walking across the campus and you spot someone wearing a Chelsea shirt, you call them a dirty bastard.
* Sir Alex’s 4-4-2 is your only way to play football, except when he switches it himself

MANCHESTER UNITED is my RELIGION. OLD TRAFFORD MY TEMPLE…………GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED